Owzat!?
No I'm not stumped
by a Cricket test
so here's my pitch
which creased me up
it's my best
by the contender
the incumbent he
who shall not be named
(begins with 'T')
was bowled over and out
of that there is no doubt
for by Jiminy
based on his batting average
as a matter of fact
the latter was
on a sticky wicket
and as for his later behaviour
no it's just not cricket