Jacqui didn't do the job
I say job because she took the pay
why Jacqui didn't do the job
Jacqui couldn't say

They asked her in a courtroom
there were gasps of shocked dismay
should we trust your colleagues any better
dumb jacqui couldn't say

She wields the comp'ny umbrella
but rain drops will find a way
the verdict of the jury is in...
busy Jacqui couldn't stay

Is it howling winds that follow, Jacqui
as you make your getaway
or the cries of those left broken
Jacqui couldn't say