Fred realised he was turning bald when the barber said,

"Which of these few hairs do you want me to trim Fred ?"

Fred while getting bald ,to Claire his wife was unkind,

She could literally always see what was on his mind.,

 

When Fred was losing his hair,

In despair,"I'm leaving said Claire!"

"For twenty years their mariage had been fine,

But as Claire left Fred said,""I don't care,it's hair loss not mine !!"