The beautiful games been my passion

I’m one of the game’s connoisseurs

And now as I approach my departure

One more fan will be lost to the Spurs.

 

I’ve followed them since I was a nipper

I’ve idolised Smith, Greaves and Kane

Klinsman, Mackay, Danny Blanchflower

At the Mecca that was White Hart Lane.

 

But now at the end of my lifespan

Before I let my last breath go

This bothers me as I lay herethinking

It’s something that I need to know.

 

Do they let Man U fans into Heaven

Oh please, St Peter, you must tell

Cos if they let Man U fans into Heaven

Then I’d much rather go to Hell.

 

I have no great love for the Arsenal

And Chelsea just makes my skin crawl

But fans of Manchester United

Are hated as the worst of all.

 

 

Do they let Man U fans into Heaven

Oh please, St Peter, you must tell

Cos if they let Man U fans into Heaven

Then I’d much rather go to Hell.