In furthest Mumbo Jumbo land

Where dragons take you by the hand

and show you fiery pits of fear

that burn and scar blood sweat and tear

 

In Whatever, Forever, Never land

Where stoic figures stalk the night

to horrify, take great delight

Bringing, angst, pain, terror, and fright

 

The very thought of what they do

Is enough to shred the nerves of you

and me, and those unfortunate to see

The horrific scenes making giants flee

 

The evil that men and boys can do

When they have had their fill of spew,

blood and guts right to the end

The putrid smell of sweet revenge

Yes In Mumbo, Jumbo land my friend