Nuwave & Lager
Kanye's in the news
Talking smack about the Jews
And it reminds me of the time
I
Had to call time
On YOU.
You and your right-wing podcasts
(More like NOBcasts).
Let's just rewind-
To the time
When would we spend four hours
Using vivid shades and powders
Of 80's makeup *in* the 80's.
Nuwave & lager
Collected at 2am by father
You didn't move much farther
From where I went from there
You with your big curly hair
Mine straight as a poker (NOT FAIR)
Not in the 80's anyway.
What's that you say?
Times have now changed??
Your thoughts rearranged
In the 2000's
You're suddenly most proud
Of your *new* right wing in-crowd.
Well? Fifty years down the shitter
What a fitting tribute to an elder sister
Who did what she could to help
But all you could do was YELP
On about your **Libertarian** bullshit
So yes, the sun has now set
On the 80's sisters
And their misters.
No
Time
For
That
Bollocks.