Don't Gi' Mi Dad a Mid-week Sub
Don’t gi’ mi Dad a mid-week sub
He’ll piss it against a wall
Hang on… t’ya dosh till the job is done
Then you can gi’ ‘im it all
Don’t gi’ mi Dad a mid-week sub
NO…. wait till the job is over
If he’s brass in ‘is pocket…. ‘e wain’t come back
Leastways…. He wain’t come back sober
He’s fast-and-rough..... wi’out a drink
But He loses his speed…. after beers
So if ya gi’ ‘im a mid-week sub
You know that it’ll all end in tears
Don’t sub mi dad a penny
Cos ya know that he’ll spend it in t'pub
NO…Wait until he’s finished the job
Don’t gi’ ‘im a mid-week sub