The jingle jangle jailer

had some jingle jangle keys

Some of them were so big

They dangled right down to his knees

 

But this jingle jangle jailer

He ran the strictest of cells

The inmates drove him crazy

Especially with the smells

 

When the Jingle Jangle Jailer

tried to clean the cells out

They’d rattle the bars on their doors

curse, scream and shout

 

So the Jingle Jangle Jailer

hatched a cunning plot

to shut them up those inmates

The whole flaming lot

 

He threw the keys down into a pit

Leaving the inmates to live in their own sh..

And the Jingle Jangle Jailer?…

he effed off