What?

I don't need glasses

My eyes are just fine

They're maturing nicely

Just like fine wine!

 

So, everything's…feathered!

Not blurry at all…

Honestly!

You walk into ONE wall!

 

OK I'll try 'em

But, it'll change nowt!

Don't know what

All the fuss is about!

 

Holy, bloody Nora!

I can see the wrinkles in ye face!

Hold on! What dya mean?

These glasses are a waste of space!