Bonjour Duck
Comment you? Like.
Je am Bill
et you?
Genevieve?
OK. Funny name for a lass.
Anyway John.
Voulez vous a beer avec me?
Vous est a bit of a joli lass vous.
Er! Bon tits.
Voulez vous snoggez moi?
Shovez votre gob ici.
Yeah!. Bloody bien
Je suppose un shag
ce n'est pas dans le questionne?
Non. Thought not.
<Deleted User> (5984)
Tue 15th Apr 2008 15:00
I second Helen's comments. It is a very, very funny poem. where do you get your inspiration.
A fantastic poem.
Mel
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Malcolm Saunders
Tue 15th Apr 2008 16:32
Thanks Helen and Mel
Thoughts of Bordeaux with Wolers.
This is genuinely about the level of my French, but it is not my behaviour. I would not have had the courage to approach any of the French ladies or to have faced the beating up I would have got when I came home. I just settled for vast quantities of alcohol and lascivious thoughts.