Hanging on his coat-tails like a well-trained puppy dog

Were you and Nigel Adams and, of course, that prat Rees-Mogg

Had you let his pudgy fingers in your Tory pants?

While Adams is no more than a self-serving sycophant.

Nadine, honey it’s not you

Oh, Nadine and Nigel Adams too

Seemed like every time I saw you, you were

Noseing Johnson’s pooper flue.

Perhaps you let young Johnson cop a feel inside your bras

But Rishi’s had the last laugh and he’s stabbed you up the arse;

You thought you’d got a peerage, you deserved no less reward

But Sunak’s “blocked your passage” good and proper to the Lords.

Nadine, honey it’s not you

"Dame" Nadine, he didn’t let it through

Seemed like every time I saw you, you were

Noseing Johnson’s pooper flue.