If people think I’m so funny and

make them all laugh

Then why am I on my own tonight?

 

And if I’m an interesting sort of person

and the starter of every party,

Then why am I on my own tonight?

 

If I’m very entertaining and at

the centre of most of the attention 

Then why am I on my own tonight?

 

If my words come easily to flatter,

calm, and help encourage others

to achieve their goals

Then why am I on my own tonight?

 

Why?

Because tonight is just like

every other night.

(Based on a song by The Smiths)