Hey what’s up?

How you getting on?

You gotta job?

You know Sally got robbed?

Hey what’s new?

Fancy a brew?

Time for a catch up

and talk about a match up

With the guys down the barbers

Lookin’ harder and harder

Sharper and smarter

With their sideburns and partin’s

Hey how’s tricks?

Are you still in the mix?

For a good night out?

Taking selfies as we pout

We can stick ‘em on Facebook

Showing all our lovely make up

And other bits and pieces

The usual selfie teasers

Hey listen up!

Don’t make a fuss

‘Cos its all gone mental

It’s only elemental

So you pull yourself together 

Forget about the weather

and answer your phone

‘cos your friend is coming home

Hey what’s up?