A.I. is a saviour and the new soccer sleuth,

here to solve online searches for footballing truth.

 

So, is the Golden Boot made of real gold?

Can a 47-year-old be trusted to play well in goal?

 

Did Hungary once feature Bela Lugosi?

Does just turning up get you a World Cup trophy?

 

How did Scotland qualify for the Euros?

Will there be more dancing in the streets of Montrose?

 

If the Neville’s got to play 144 games for England,

why can't I, my cat, and my uncle’s new grandchildren?

 

Come on Bing, and other service providers,

clear up these mysteries with your definitive answers.

 

Isn't football a simple game of ninety minutes? If so,

give us next week’s score, but only tell me who’s gonna win it.