Oh God, I hate these station stairs

Anticipate my mind despairs

Commuters looking everywheres

Like I’m the weight of fifty bears

Go down with mates in twos and pairs

Push past the mums with their pushchairs

Or overtake me if you dares

Exaggerate but so unfairs

They escalate all kind of glares

Downstairs I go and want to swears

Tip toe and slow but still what flares

a sound that makes stand up my hairs

Sound generates nothing compares

A noise vibrates in my nightmares

I can’t escape, I say my prayers

SACK THE LONDON UNDERGROUND

ESCALATOR SOUND DESIGNER!

But really, as if Sadiq Khan cares