Fred needed a drink after going out for a jog,

Goes into his local and sits next to a dog.

Fred asks the landlord if his dog bites,

Never he's well behaved and never fights.

 

Fred bends down and gives the dog a stroke,

"Ouch he's bitten me,that's no joke!"

"I thought you said your dog was fine!"

The landlord replied,"That dog is not mine."