There were two charming men

Similar to expensive ballpoint pen

Not mad for either of them

One was manly, the other more fem

Manly from the South, fem up North

So, there was too much back and forth

Had sex with both around the same time

One was like apple, the other was like lime

Both released inside, but one was deeper

Yes, you can call me a player and cheater

But I fell pregnant and then begun

To think who is the father of my son?

Is it the Northerner or Southerner?

Neither of them were a governor

Took some tests to confirm

That it was the Northerner’s sperm

He knew this without any hitch

But his mother was a bad bitch!