Say, pretty caul, what sweet treasure you hide!
How few of us grasp its proper function
(much less the sensitivity inside,
nor the joy derived when giving unction.)

Perhaps some instruction might be supplied
by each owner, upon application?
For should this motivation be denied
it would stay a loss to half the nation,

while t'other half would remain unaware
that what's once given would soon be returned -
all parties heartily learning to share -
with ecstasy doubled, multiply earned.

Yay, pretty caul, open up your flower!
In your petals there nestles great power.

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