This damn dog begs for food too much
He's hungry

This dog whines too much
He's old

This dog doesn't like me
He loves you

This dog keeps stepping on my toes, and he puts his paws right into my balls
He loves you

Can I give the dog some pepperoni from the pizza?
Of course

The dog is whining..love on him
I do

The dog is going blind and deaf
And I love him

The dog keeps walking into the furniture
I love him

Silent dinner. No begging

Silent tv show
No whining

Silent.

If I ever believed in heaven, it would only be so I could give you another damn pepperoni, hear you whine, and let you step on my balls a few more times.

I'll see you later, Buddy.