“America’s Best Girl.”
A new century of enlightenment beckoned
The age of women’s suffrage had begun,
A young girl born in downtown New York,
Unaware of the greatness soon to be won
Eight kicks, one stroke, the eight-beat crawl.
Propelled like a torpedo down the lane
World and national records blown from the water
Seven in one afternoon. This was her domain.
Paris, nineteen twenty-four, Olympic Games
Two bronze, one gold, a sparkling gem
Team USA’s Jane, to Johnny Tarzan
Yet still to be America’s crème de la crème
Buoyed by success. In nineteen twenty-five’
She looked to swim the English channel
Miles of invitingly cold choppy water
But an entry to womankind's glorious annals
Failed then, but not derailed from destiny
Though there were widespread misgivings and doubt
Returning to France in ‘twenty-six’
Hoping for a sucker punch, in the second bout,
Greased up, greased down, from head to ground,
She entered the infamous Dover Strait,
Support ship following, reporters on board
There was no chance to fail. Fate couldn't wait
Seven a.m, August the sixth, calm waters
Stepping into the surf, a determined Gertrude,
Enthusiastic, but now with cold feet
She must display her courage and fortitude
Gertrude ploughed through the water
The sky above darkened and deteriorated.
Halfway, the seas became so choppy
Pulling her out was proposed and debated.
The wind screamed at over twenty knots,
Crested waves swelled more than six feet,
A constant unending rain persisted
Cameras stopped clicking, admitting defeat
The storm pushed her off course
She battled hard against the tide
No one expected any woman would
attempt the channel swim and survive.
Finally, feet touched on the English shore
Kingsdown Beach, east of Dover
The first woman to ever succeed
She’d swum into history, her wait was over
Ironically, the first man sent to greet her
was not there to offer his congratulations,
He wanted a passport before she could land
Gertrude fell foul of English immigration
She hadn’t swum the measured twenty-one miles
Buffeted westward, she had swum thirty-five
Only the fifth person to have successfully achieve
What many others had tried, but had sadly died
Gertrude swam in the quickest time ever
Two hours faster than the fastest man
Her record was intact till the nineteen fifties
‘The weakest sex’ phrase, now flushed down the pan
Ships blared horns upon her arrival home
‘Planes overhead dropped petals of flowers
Calvin Coolidge dubbed her ‘America’s best girl’
‘‘An inspiration to us all.’’ Trudy’s finest hour
Two million cheerers, a raucous crowd.
Lined Manhattans ‘Canyon of Heroes’
The USA took Trudy to their hearts
An outpouring of love, raining Cupid arrows
‘‘I always just do the best I can,’’ Trudy remarked
‘‘As easily as I breathe or walk, I swim.’’
‘‘We were all water animals once upon a time’’
‘‘The ocean, our first home — let’s dive back in.”