Who’s sat there on that bar stool

with half a cider jar full?

Big Head Ben - dirty rascal

of Elephant and Castle

 

He’s never been to charm school

A handful and an armful

Up your Dover, partial

Like Dad, an army marshall,

the apple don’t fall far fall

 

At night as shooting star fall,

there underneath the tarpaul

in Ben’s Capri, his car full

of men eating ’til are full

and don’t mean eat falafel

 

They’re playing pass the parcel

Men passing round a Dover

Up, inside and over

‘Up your Dover Castle’ -

gay slang for eating arsehole

 

Image ‘BIG HEAD’, Felt Tip on Acetate, Lee Campbell (2005)