Moral Corruption

There was once a boss who was so vain

With long hair like a girl

He ran his fingers thru this

And swished his tail and his locks

Oh look such a pretty Alpha male boss

With all the selling skills and power

He had a 2nd in command a lieutenant

Whose position was higher than his chair

Both used a 3 step selling technique

It got good results for the hippy boss

Who fucked his coach/supervisor

She caterwauled like a dead cat my God!

Shut that woman up she gives me a headache

See them all plus the pet dog secretary

All on the other side of the fence

It's a case of them and us

Don't go over there without good reason

Go by the channels first your own sup

To see if he can sort the issue out

How can the issue of moral corruption

Be erased without dissolving the account?

We know what goes on behind the scenes

We see it with our own eyes oh yes

And the truth always wriggles free

The powerful vain hair swishing boss

Who will put you on VTO so get some sales!

He worships figures as some do him

I'm now one of them but I see his skills

Those cannot be denied and he's a good boss

But a fucking lousy person never a friend

This is how it is in B2B sales

Moral corruption anybody?