Chinky Earphones

The black earphones were made in Red China by CCP turtles

They worked for a year giving reasonably good sound

Then the right side stopped working it was totally dead

It was out of guarantee just over one year old

The left side still worked fine with clear sound

That was fine if you were ok with it that way

He wasn’t ok with that not at all he cursed their crap

Nowt but mass produced junk made by slave labour

He listened to three songs tried messing with it

Unplugging them bending the wire increasing the volume

He looked at the wire it appeared fine so what was it?

What exactly was the motherfucking problem!

His white earphones would do the job he swapped them

Tried a song full volume the sound was at both ears

These had something wrong the frequency range was off!

No vocals came thru just a mass of static with bass

Back to his other black pair he’d listen with his left ear

It was better than garbled sound of no music at all

Both pairs made in Red China by CCP turtles