Skankers

The leads were crap only getting 0.3 chance of a sale

They were skank leads that no other shop wanted

So they gave them us to call 42 and 76 skank leads

He thought 42 skank was worse than 76 skank

He got 5 DNCs in a row here was swore and threatened

He dialled the leads 10 times a day both 42 and 76

The 76 skank leads got Brian a gold contact

A different person handled the phones

Wanted new ones send me the info right now!

He did just that and he waits for closure

So he can celebrate having a 25 user sale

Each user will give him 1000 pesos

That’ll be 25k to spend on beer tattoos

Food hookers flying hiking and more

Oh for more skank leads what blissful joy!