Bangkok Beasting

The Fake God is there with the other bosses

All having a powwow to decide what to do

We are dragged in there and lectured hard

The client wants more sales as do I

This you must do for June July and beyond

 

The target is 130 and you’ve just 18

You need a 1200 percent increase

Can you do this in 2 weeks yes or no?

I said yes but if we don’t we are all fucked

The client can pull out in September

Instead of renewing the contract

 

The Fake God said Brian you remember

Yes Boss I remember a year ago

We got the contract and must again

I don’t wanna be part of a failure

The other boss said the client can

Bill us 2 months higher rates if we fail

 

Do I move the account elsewhere?

The real boss asked in another beasting

As much as I dislike Fake God’s attitude

I respect his sales skills and drive

The wanker will take us all to Hell

 

The real boss will observe us all

Away we go in this B2B fuck up

It certainly gave Brian writing material

Tho he wished he was still in Manila

And not being beasted in Bangkok