The Return

The Fake God was back on the prod floor

He sat in his old chair told the old jokes

His old support team sat or stood smiling

Most of them were happy their master was back

Tho one or two wore frowns or did fake smiles

One guy previously said he wasn’t happy

He wanted the Fake Boss out for good

Now he was back for good or till next time

When he bucked the metrix or fucked up

Brian greeted him and cracked a joke

The Fake God said learn the tools

Get more sales after today’s sale

You rang the bell and several sups

Gave him a high five and well done

It’s for the account and success

Brian loved success to Hell with cash

He got a packet of crisps not SPAM

To give to his lover’s crisp eating lizard 

It was like Fake God had never left