A Two Grand Hat

A two grand hat made out of bears
Is what the British foot guard wears
It’s stupid, cruel, just not funny
And a massive waste of money

While Rachel says we can’t afford
For winter fuel to be restored
And Auntie freezes in her flat
The guardsman wears a two grand hat

A two grand hat made out of bears
Hunted, shot and trapped in snares
Stupid, cruel and just not funny
And makes guards faint when it gets sunny
 

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◄ Pickles

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Steve White

Sun 15th Sep 2024 09:23

Thanks Martin and Uilleam!

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Martin Peacock

Sat 14th Sep 2024 19:43

Very pithy and to the point, Steve. Nothing to disagree with there. It flows well too, which i think adds punch to it.

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Sat 14th Sep 2024 09:40

Yeah but, no but...just think of the money they bring in to the country from tourism.😏

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