Jim read a book,"You can be the man of the house."

He was determined to be in conrol of his spouse.

Raising his finger to her face,"from now on I am the boss.

Tonight you will make me an expensive  meal , no matter the loss.

When I have finished. your going to run me a bath,

Then you wll massage my back and relax me Kath.

After that guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ?"

Kath replies,"The undertaker I'll make sure he's there !!"