HOW TO LINE MANAGE A NARCISSIST 

I used to work with Blowers-Browne
who gave everyone dirty frown
Though I line managed Blowers-Browne,
he thought it HE wearing the crown
A narcissist was Blowers-Browne
who liked to put everyone down 
He had this voice did Blowers-Browne,
everything else out it would drown. 

In Chelsea, claimed lived Blowers-Browne,
but bet he lived in Canning Town 
Tried acting clever Blowers-Browne
which actually made him look the clown 
For all his bull, bet Blowers-Browne
was 1-inch small below his gown 
On leaving card for Blowers-Browne,
I wanted to write the rudest noun!

Disclaimer. Names referred to in this poem
have been modified. Any resemblance to 
actual people is purely coincidental.