Montessa the Mighty is out of sorts.

Shame, I was hoping to see her in shorts,
and learn from that little woman how to curse.

Why, her mum said she even swore at the nurse,
after emerging from the womb.

What a bundle of fun is that lady,
who hails from the land of Eternal Cloud.

It is rumoured she once showed that father of psychology,
Sigmund Freud, the sights of her home city of Capetown.

There he gained valuable insight into the
human mind from her pet, Bertie the Baboon.

So the eminent doctor decided to put Montessa on his couch,
and act all clinical.

There she watched his cat stroke the rodent with her tail, and Dr Freud claimed it was an act inherently sexual.

‘We can all learn from animals,’ was his conclusion.

‘Look at the elephant, he’s no slouch.

‘But even he’s afraid of that hairy animal,
who loves to ape both man and woman.

‘What do you think of that, Montessa?’ Asked Sigmund.

Her reply showed why she’s so mighty.

‘Why don’t you ask the baboon, you dirty old man?’