Having exhausted most troubleshooting options
for democrats everywhere,
Nov. 2024
General alarm: the inside
of the machine is very dirty,
and although we thought
the optimum temperature reached,
still the light hasn't come on.
We assumed we were
plugged into the mains,
but the descaling procedure
has failed; the water retains
its hardness, and because we're not
correctly positioned, we have to adjust
to the grinding level.
The manufacturer indicates
that impurities have been detected.
Components must therefore
be removed, in order to perform
a rinse cycle.
It is our hope that (should
the problem persist)
coarse grounds can be flushed,
warming the internal circuits
until the machine is ready
for proper use again:
this operator will press the button
as far as it will go.
poem discovered
in a coffee machine's user manual