I called my snack, the couch is set,  

The lights are low, no need to fret.  

Netflix is calling, the screen's aglow,  

But what’s the plan? I guess we’ll know.  

 

First, we scroll for half an hour,  

Picking shows, maybe Power.  

"How about this?" "Nah, too slow."  

"Wait, I heard that slaps, though."

 

Finally, we settle, the movie starts,  

But soon we’re checking our phones—so smart!  

Pausing for memes, a TikTok scroll,  

Forget the plan, you lost control.  

 

The popcorn's gone, the drink’s spilled too,  

But hey, it's cozy—so what to do.  

We say we’ll "chill," but what we really feel 

It’s Netflix, the snack, the couch... still.  

 

The movie ends, we’ve barely seen,  

But who cares? It's the best routine.  

So let’s repeat this fun, there's no rush,  

Netflix and chill? Yeah, we ’re f**ing it up!