"The Sanity Scale"
Sanity's a suit, a tie so fine,
Dressing for the job, that's just divine.
But insanity's a cape, a cowl so bright,
Dressing for the job you want, with all your might.
Imagine Batman, in a meeting so dire,
Disciplinary action, his attire's on fire.
"I'm the Dark Knight," he says with a grin,
"My cape's a symbol, of my productivity within."
His boss looks puzzled, "Uh, Batman, my friend,
This is a meeting, not a comic book trend."
But Batman insists, "I'm dressing for the part,
I want to be CEO, with a superhero's heart."
Sanity's a scale, that's hard to define,
But insanity's a fashion statement, that's truly sublime.