Einstein’s Theory of Simultaneity
… or Not Now Albert
after Albert Einstein and Thomas Morley
It’s about time
but now is not the time
for it is not how now works.
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In fact now is meaningless;
now is a clumsy construct
from Newton’s classical calendar.
... fa la la la la la laah
Behind the times,
now is neither here
nor is now there.
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For time is not on now’s side
and to live for now
would be wasting time.
... fa la la la la la laah
You see, existence transcends time
So, there is no now.
Now does not stand the test of time.
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Now’s not the month of maying
when merry lads are playing,
for participles (past or present) are pointless.
... fa la la la la la laaaah!