Faith

I can't leave just now,

I'm lost and have little faith,

I've nowhere to go.

 

Maybe

Theresa may may,

but I wouldn't hole your breath,

she probably won't.

 

Claim to fame

I, for a short time,

was the worlds youngest person,

but not for long though.

 

The truth about people with beards.

People with a beard,

are people without a beard,

that have grown a beard.

 

Supermarket Suicide

Tesco bag for life,

if I cut off both handles

Have I sealed my fate?

 

The Push

When push comes to shove,

I've five decades of stress,

Still, I can still fight.

 

Smile

White teeth pearly whites,

Like a fresh fitted kitchen,

I just trust the eyes.