MANUEL, THE MAJOR, THE MOOSE, AND THE CENTIPEDE WALK INTO A BAR
We are caught,
caught in a stream of floating heads
Provocative faces preaching divisive politics
Spewing universalist values as well as those who meme these voices
Through a satiric vernacular
We live in a spectacularly tense age,
the complexities of speaking
bound up with far wider socio-cultural politics,
the question as to how to represent a voice,
to articulate a humanity and indeed an identity
are constantly being redrawn, attacked, and marred
Is speaking for someone, thing or group
always a provocative gesture?
Does it limit their own humanity/identity?
What if we readressed the terms of engagement?
What if we spoke through, and communicated
via wholly non-human or in-human means?
What then?
The Major having a conversation with the head of a moose in Fawlty Towers:
Moose (Manuel speaking behind moose head): Hello Major, how are you today?
Major: I,I,I,I’m fine, Mr Moose, thank you.
Ventriloquism dates back to the court jester’s sceptre
The jester gained power by not using his own voice
He spoke through the voice of his sceptre,
a miniature representation of his own face
Similarly, ventriloquists speak through their puppets
as a way of ‘distancing’ themselves from criticism
From Manuel, the Major and the moose to Danny
speaking to his finger in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining,
ventriloquism can be fun,
but also highly complex when speaking for others:
Michel Foucault in Of other spaces, heterotopias (1984):
‘Certaines personnes parlent pour les choses (l’art et la nature), d’autres parlent aussi pour d’autres personnes, celles qui sont muettes dans la diaspora sociale comme les fous, les pauvres, les malades, les prisonniers.’
‘Certain persons speak for things (art and nature), persons also speak for other persons, those muted in the social Diaspora such as the mad, the poor, the sick, and the imprisoned.’
What is the potential for ventriloquism to create rupture
in terms of one’s understanding of themselves?
How about using a proxy to speak for,
to converse with your own (troublesome) inner voices?
Self-reportage bestowing upon you
a certain involvement and moral dilemma
Imagine speaking to yourself through a proxy, in front of a live audience
What you gonna do when you say something
that triggers a potential moment of ‘self-shock’?
Aristotle thought that the only function of humour
was to make certain people seem superior, others inferior
Superiority theory suggests that everything has winners and losers
What about self-deprecation?
If the ventriloquist puppet makes a joke about himself,
it is, of course, the puppet-operator laughing at himself
Question. Operator, ask yourself:
‘If you make a joke about yourself, do you win or do you lose? Or both?’
I’ve done my cat called Toby, my heart, and who can forget my fist?
What will I speak through next, this poet-cum-ventriloquist?
I will speak through the trope of the centipede,
the ultimate eavesdropper
surveiller
sur- 'over' + écoute 'listen'-to listen from above
surécouter
sur- 'over' + veiller 'watch'-to watch from above
Je suis un mille-pattes
I am a centipede
I listen from below
I am the eavesdropper,
l’ écouteur auditeur d'en bas
auditeurs de mille-pattes
The profusion of my little legs gives me my name;
the Latin is centipeda, "many-footed arthropod,"
from centum, "hundred," and pedis, "foot."
Despite my name, centipedes can have
anywhere from 30 to over 300 legs
Have you counted all 268 of mine?
Eavesdropping
listening under walls or windows
invisible
somewhere where I shouldn't be
hearkening after discourse
My listening is intentional, calculated,
purposeful listening with an agenda
Eavesdropping centipedes
We frame slanderous and mischievous tales
We are always associated with
pejorative, false, malicious information,
rumour, gossip - as opposed to truth
Eavesdropping and dripping
And dripping and dropping
Oh, won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?
When you get a taste, can you tell me what's my flavor?
I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior
I know that you've been worried, but you're dripping in my favor
Overhearing is a condition of listening
and of being heard
integrates the complexity of the new social intensity
and its relational surveying
Accordingly, proximity is always already unsettled,
linked to other actants and agents,
forms and forces of not only open sociality,
but also technologies of surveillance, the Foulcauldian panopticon,
the eavesdropping of certain agents,
as well as by witnesses that may
inadvertently and importantly overhear,
to retell or repost
Listening, an intersection of hearings and overhearings
- even mishearings or unhearings -
-defined by the potency and politics of network life
And by the same token, so that the exchange
between eavesdropper and the eavesdropped
may be reciprocal but possibly not equitable,
have you actually bothered to listen to what I’ve got to say?
Have you ever engaged in radical deep listening?
Do you listen to what’s crawling around your feet
but is making the loudest sound?
There is no sound as loud as silence
But the centipede is not silent
Listen carefully and he will deafen your drums
Why do you only hear the loudest speaker with his mic?
The centipede is the one creating the loudest sonic ripples
Listen to me, listen to your centipede friend,
you might learn something about yourself
that you never ever thought of
There’s beauty in my quiet shuffling through
the soil, under rocks, in compost heaps, under the bark of trees,
Not always on a mission to inject venom
It’s often the quiet ones
who have the most important things to say
Ear to centipede
There are bars in my 268 legs
And you choose to ignore me,
Maybe it’s time you choose to listen.