Integrated Transport Plan
Have you seen
the bus that's empty?
Driving by the cycle track.
The cycle track
with no-one on it.
Going nowhere,
no-one going.
Just a waste
of thick, white paint.
See the station,
costing millions.
Many miles
of metal track.
Rocking gently
in the carriage,
free pass riders
nod grey heads.
They have no reason
for their journey,
but why stay home
and spend on fuel.
Look upon
the tramlines winding,
through the
city centre roads.
See, here comes
the sleek tram snaking
through the milling
shop bound crowds.
A few smug souls
are disembarking.
Clutching transport
plans in hand.
They've jobs for life
and first class pensions.
Planning travel
for us all.
They are green,
and clean of conscience.
Hair shirts
underneath their suits.
These bureaucrats
will integrate us
in a non-
polluting way.
Have you seen them
save the planet?
With empty buses
belching smoke.
See the costly
train now tracking,
full of free ride
passengers.
A multi-million
tramway triumph.
Jams the city
to a halt.
Integration is
complete now.
None can move
and no-one pays.
That car polluter
sold his vehicle.
Taxed until
he couldn't cope.
He left his job
in deep depression.
All business died,
devoid of hope.
Malcolm Saunders
Tue 13th May 2008 10:04
Like the absence of perpetual motion and beneficial drugs without side effects, there is no free lunch in energy. Reductions in the availability of fossil fuels will cause increasing prices and the generation of more viable alternatives. The alleged pollutants emitted by road vehicles are trivial in comparison with farting cows, food production, ships and much else. At the moment, diesel/electric hybrids are probably a good option, but that will change with the onset of new technologies. By the way electricity is not a 'clean' fuel unless it is nuclear generated.