Our Gordon’s deeper in the Brown than Pete

Doherty; he’s no druggie, no. His high

Is being in Number Ten, but his feat

Of ‘being there’ (like Pete Sellers) is by

Secret agreement, nod and wink of eye

Not by consent of you or I. U-turn

On ten per cent tax rate, fatal. Oh My

Not So Fair Lady, Maggie, wouldn’t burn

Cos she wouldn’t turn left or right. He’ll learn

That green Dave Cameron, still sucking teat

Still untainted by power, will deny

Gordon more on election day. Concern?

Not really. Spot the difference. The elite

Appeal only to big fish that they fry.