Goodbye bunion, you rotten sod,

And bloody good riddance to you!

Oh, how I long to be better shod

In a much more dainty shoe!

So long bunion, I wish you farewell.

You’ve been nothing but aggro and pain.

For a while your removal will cause hell.

You’re enough to drive me insane!

Farewell bunion, it’s the end for you.

If only you didn’t have a twin.

But with another on the right foot too,

It seems I just can’t win!

Now as I lie in my after-care bed,

I ask is my right bunion vexed?

Does it see my bandaged foot in dread?

Saying, “Yikes! Is it my turn next?”

Yeah baby!  Believe it is true!

Once recovered, you’ll go in a puff.

After all, just one dainty shoe

Will simply not be enough!