Here are 3 little haikus for your pleasure, enjoy!

This haiku is shit

but i cannot change this mess

so just deal with it

 you wouldn’t guess a rat bite

on your manhood stuff

the funny side far from sight

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12187409

    Let me sit you down

Strap you in tell you im proud

Because we are two