On the right foot

I’ll put on a boot.

On the left foot

I’ll put on a shoe.

For you to see

That I am nervous.

            ***

-Why did you marry?

-Had no life experience.

-Why did you divorce?

-Had no patience.

-Why did you marry again?

-Have lost my memory.

              ***

John, will you offend me?

-Offend? You? Never!

I never offend women.

-But if I do something wrong?

-I’ll kill you.

Why should I offend you?

                ***

You are my pride

Which I would like

Somewhere to hide.

                 ***

I could send you somewhere

But now I can tell you, if you care;

You have just come from there.

                  ***

The things you could do today

You can do the day after tomorrow

And without any sorrow

You’ll have two days of rest.

                    ***

She doesn’t like the sea food,

She likes the sea of food.

                     ***

©Larisa Rzhepishevska

23^rd of January,2011