The World has never been proven.

 

People neglect their legs regularly.

 

Whenever I see two sparrows embracing I always think to myself

'What a wonderful world, wheres my knife?'

 

When does a full stop end?

 

I never deny peace but I do have a crush on war.

 

The only difference between love and hate is time.

 

Everytime a tree recites a poem, a flower ejaculates.

 

At some point in my life I will write an autobiography

But it wont be about me.

 

A corpse is not a sandwhich.

 

He was so mature he was born at 5 years of age.

 

Police warn there is an upsurge in slothploitation pornography.

 

All my heroes died in greenhouses.

 

Sometimes I feel sorry for cutlery.

 

If my life was a book, I would've stopped reading by now.