Oh Gordon, you have really blown it now

You lost the Glasgow East by-election

One of the safest Labour seats, and how

The SNP is weakening Britain

Which you defended, since you’re a Scotsman

And you need Britain, for it justifies

Your tenure in Ten Downing Street, but ten

Years of Blair that you spent with bright green eyes

Are not to be enjoyed by you - surprise?

You flout your golden rules, borrow, somehow

Hoping to buy our votes, our affection

Like some dirty old man, but we are wise

To your transparent tricks; we will not bow

To your ego or your grand delusion