George Bush, you are a comedy genius

Thanks for that human rights speech in Thailand

But now you’re in China, there’ll be more fuss

About the pollution that’s out of hand

Handkerchief over mouth when in the stand

Watching the games, while in the marathon

Poor Paula Radcliffe’s run won’t go as planned

Because before that long long race is run

She’ll be choking, worse even than Athens

I’ll miss much of the games, but it’s no loss

Because I’ll be on holiday, the sand

And country scenery scene of my fun

And games, down in Dorset. All set; now just

Need to wave my old magic weather wand

Off for a week's holiday. Enjoy the games and the summer weather (well you might do as long as you've got a good raincoat and some wellies!)