FUCK UP FAIRY

 

What an amazing site I behold –

Confederate and Damnyankee armies locked in battle,

Pittsburgh burns and war visits everyone.

Ruined houses, burning tanks, screaming airplanes, bursting bombs.

A hand waves in death as a tank moves forward,

bloodily glued to the tracks. Cannons roar

and men in butternut defend each and every house in morbid violence.

Grey men advance and fall back under fire,

Asskicker dive bombers clawing away their numbers.

Soon this attack is over, men re-group,

injured are tended, dead left immobile.

Ammunition is brought to the front,

each side prepares for battle again.

Who will win? Yankee or Confederate,

the fuck up fairy rolls her dice

once more in America’s second civil war.