Sleb Tatt
It's true the question can bemuse,
Divvy birds I'm addressing youse
It's true there are many more important things happening in the news
I'm searching for some clues
And hope I'm not coming across as sexist in my views
My purpose here's to disabuse
Maybe it's a form of socially acceptable self abuse,
After conducting my research there must be some excuse,
It makes sense to buy loads of lotions, potions and shampoos
Spend that money on nice booze and a cruise
It's great when Cheryl and Rihanna are your muse
Searching for guidance - confused you might find me in the pews
Pamela Anderson I would like to accuse for the trend has diffused
I can under stand why they find it important to buy loads of clothes and shoes
But I can't understand why some of the most beautiful women get the ugliest tattoos?
<Deleted User> (6895)
Sat 17th Sep 2011 14:39
don,t know about tattoo,s C.B.
but some of those 'celebs'...oh
does that title turn my ***k**g stomach-
should be branded,
with the words
'I,m good at fannying my way
into not having to work for a living'
I think you can guess what the male
equivalent of 'fannying' would be
think.....cocoa shunting!
enjoyed and ta dude.
Wildeys.