LYDIA LUNCH COMES TO DOMESTIC CHERRY in MAY!
MABEL. What are you doing?
URSULA. Listening to Lydia.
MABEL. That'll get you nowhere.
URSULA. She's no victim.
MABEL. She touches my evil.
URSULA. Was Jesus ever a teenager?
MABEL. That's a dirty question.
URSULA.Might be time to pack my bags.
MABEL. Got yourself some time to kill?
URSULA. Hurt yourself by pleasing me.
MABEL. You love playing the victim Urs!
URSULA.Don't beg me for forgiveness...
MABEL. This'll only get you nowhere, this'll only get you nowhere, this'll only get you nowhere...I wonder if Lydia would like to come and pair socks with us.
URSULA. Sound the trumpets!