Hilarious poet Rachel Pantechnicon - “she treads the line bet ween funny (ha-ha) and funny peculiar with aplomb” - will be the guest at Petersfield Write Angle’s Christmas celebration on 20 December, along with cakes, pies and savouries, and, of course, open mic. Entry is £4, start: 7.30 pm. Venue: The Square Brewery, The Square, Petersfield. Map