heres my stupid credit crunch contribution to the world
I shall contribute to the crippled economy
by not buying  sensationalist papers
and subscribing to pathetic papprrazzi ideas
and jumped up reporters
and Richard and stupid Judy
Judy tits out Finnegin
Richard hen pecked punch bag
bleat out thier credit crunch agenda
i just drop me linen and go on a bender
i do a Grace Jones
and let them park between my fender
the obligatory price increase for the twisted gender
agenda
lots on the list
discount one off the wrist
credit crunch introductory offer
have intercourse fun
to forget the gas bill
n fancy blender you cant afford to run
gather round a bar fire
burn a tyre on a high class housing estate
its reached the lot of you
the rich are the worst
they fiddle my metre
i say 'you tight arse git'
he says 'you noticed my features! '
yea the bastard council even switched off streetlights, after midnight
that means a quickie on the the corporation corner by candlelight
if the bugger dont twitch, fold or flicker
bloody credit crunch media hype
blody stupid newspaper shite ideas
i just keep thinking of England
with em piled on top of me
doing a hundred for queen n country
theres those bodies again
screwin to blank it all out
i can still count despite the crunch
75 billion pound black hole
one arse
deflation
and a body gettin cheaper
by the minute