With peacocks at kew
It seems too unlikely.
Little girl, pink frock, barefoot
wandering through a glade
following a peacock.
There’s no-one with her.
Just this sapphire creature
at her side.
Putting down our sandwich lunch
worried, we approach.
“Where is your mummy?”
The peacock disappears.
“Over there” she gestures
unconcerned.
Tells us her name is Unity.
“Come on darling, let’s find
your mum” says my kind friend
as I wonder where the peacock went.
Mum is found, sitting under cherry trees
with three more barefoot children
Liberty, Euridice and Caspian.
I think that I don’t like this little girl.
For as we’d walked between flowerbeds,
seeing dollops of shit from the Canada Geese,
thinking of her bare feet I had said
“Mind the duck poo!”
She had given me a very grown up look.
“They aren’t ducks they’re geese!”
She told me.
Smartarse!
Graham Sherwood
Sun 17th Jun 2012 16:14
Very cleverly done. Anyone with grandchildren will have experienced similar put-downs. What DID happen to the peacock? You've damn well gone and done it again, haven't you. Teaser!